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The Differences Between Hunting and Target Shooting 5 (5)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 25, 2025 by shamanJuly 20, 2025 1

I was asked on Quora:

https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-key-differences-between-hunting-marksmanship-and-target-shooting
Here is my answer:

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Imagine a shooting match where the actual target, a ball, was hidden behind an indistinct piece of shag carpeting. You have to determine the ball’s location from the folds in the carpet. The light is bad. The carpet is moving. You’re cold. The coffee is gone and you’ve got to pee.

If you succeed, you get to go home. Before you go, you shake everybody’s hand, and somebody takes a picture. Everyone wants a copy. You get to watch football for the rest of the winter and the freezer is full. Everyone wants some. You try and make it last for your famous dish you serve at the Super Bowl party.

If you hit the carpet, but miss the ball, you will be forced to walk for hours through brambles, ravines, and swamps. Getting home, you’ll have to retrace your steps in the dark with a heavy load on your back. When you get back, there is no celebration. You have the rest of the winter to pass with a gnawing guilt in your belly that feels like a real animal. You have meat in the freezer, but it tastes funny, and everyone knows why. There’s more than enough for the Super Bowl. You make an extra large batch to get rid of the meat, but at the end of the night, it’s untouched. Even the dogs won’t eat it.

Miss the carpet entirely? The freezer is empty. You go broke ordering take-out. You watch football, but your team loses. You think it’s your fault for watching. The Super Bowl arrives and you have to order a party tray.

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Gobblers Go Quiet After Flydown 5 (2)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 17, 2025 by shamanMay 8, 2025  

From:Old Gobbler Forum My answer: Years ago, I discovered a disused logging road on the back of the property that had recent tire marks.  I decided to hide out near it and see what was going on.  The next day, nothing responded to my calls at the roost and I … Continue reading →

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Can You Re-Use a Scent Wick? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on June 5, 2024 by shamanOctober 21, 2024  

jgaworecki Posts: 3 Joined: 21 Oct 2014, 13:02 Scent Wicks Postby jgaworecki » Today, 15:42 Can you re-use a scent wick? Meaning after you apply say doe in heat to a wick, can you just use that same wick day after day when hunting. Not looking for opinions on this … Continue reading →

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A New Youtube — Ode to a 30-30 Part 3 5 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on August 24, 2023 by shamanAugust 24, 2023  

I have posted the last installment of this series. Enjoy. Views: 7 Related posts: The Sport of Not-Hunting for Deer A New Youtube — Ode to a 30-30 Part 1 Escape from Planet 4 MOA– Part 3 Escape from Planet 4 MOA– Part 5 A New Youtube — Ode to … Continue reading →

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A New Youtube — Ode to a 30-30 Part 2 3 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on August 18, 2023 by shamanAugust 18, 2023 1

I have another Youtube posted. Enjoy Views: 15 Related posts: A New Youtube — Ode to a 30-30 Part 3 The Sport of Not-Hunting for Deer The Shaman on Youtube A New Youtube — Ode to a 30-30 Part 1 Obeying the Voices Will AI Replace the Shaman? Eye Candy … Continue reading →

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A New Youtube — Ode to a 30-30 Part 1 5 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on August 14, 2023 by shamanAugust 14, 2023  

I just published a new installment on my Youtube Channel. Please have a look, and be sure to hit Notify and Subscribe. Views: 17 Related posts: The Savage Speaks Again The Shaman on Youtube Whitetail Deer — What is Overkill Anyway? What’s Wrong With Me? Escape from Planet 4 MOA– … Continue reading →

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The Shaman on Youtube 5 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on August 1, 2023 by shamanAugust 1, 2023  

This month marks the beginning of my 20th year doing the weblog. I’m starting something new, a Youtube Channel. In invite you to watch, and be sure to hit the notify and subscribe buttons. KYHillChick won’t let me buy another deer rifle unti this thing starts making money. Enjoy! Views: … Continue reading →

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Will AI Replace the Shaman? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on February 1, 2023 by shamanFebruary 5, 2023  

I was playing with AI the past few days and I tried feeding ChatGPT a title “Turkey Hunting Tips and Tricks” and letting it write a script. I then fed it to Pictory to build a video and then published it to Youtube. They say Turkey Hunting is the hardest … Continue reading →

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The Fernwood Doe 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on December 10, 2020 by shamanMay 19, 2023  

This took place in suburban Fernwood, Ohio.  My day job at the plant is about 200 yards from this neighborhood. My buddy at work saw this happen outside his living room window. He reported that the doe must have tripped over a plastic drain pipe. That was the noise he … Continue reading →

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Who was Big O? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on May 23, 2020 by shamanJanuary 9, 2025  

I recently had a conversation online with one of my neighbors, Mike.  Mike and I met years ago at the store in Berlin, but we’d lost each other since.  He found this weblog the other day and wanted to say hello.  We’re close enough that we could probably shout at … Continue reading →

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O.D. and His Theory of Deer Rifles 5 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on September 16, 2019 by shamanJuly 29, 2021  

Several times I have commented to y’all about all the stupid hunting stuff that I find rolling around in my head. These are just bits of detritus that I have picked up over the years. A good number of them have come from my long-time acquaintance with O.D., the local … Continue reading →

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Biscuits and Gravy in Browningsville 5 (3)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on May 12, 2017 by shamanAugust 6, 2021  

We were down at Mister Browning’s store in Browningsville. We heard there were good biscuits and gravy available on Saturday mornings.  O.D. was there. O.T. and O.P. showed up as well. One thing you have to remember is that it is important to have a fresh set of turkey hunting … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Kentucky Hunting, Turkey Hunting | Tagged Kentucky, turkey hunting | Leave a reply

O.D. and the 2 of 7 Rule 4 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 2, 2015 by shamanAugust 3, 2021 2

I mentioned the 2 of 7 rule a while back. I’ve had a bunch of people ask me about it. I have to come clean. It is not my idea. It is not original. I cannot even say I fully believe it. However, I know the man who seems to … Continue reading →

Posted in deer hunting, Humor, Kentucky Hunting | Tagged deer hunting, shooting, turkey hunting | 2 Replies

Life with O.P. 5 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on December 17, 2014 by shamanDecember 3, 2020  

Of course you know about my buddy O.T., the old turkey hunter that runs the mower shop and his brother O.D. the expert deer hunter that holds court at the store in Browningsville. The brother I met first,however, was O.P. , the baby of the bunch. O.P. has a trailer … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Hunting Ethics, Hunting Property, Kentucky Hunting | Tagged deer hunting, shooting, turkey hunting, youth hunting | Leave a reply

Happy Saint Hubert’s Day 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 3, 2014 by shamanAugust 3, 2021  

It’s the Third of November, the Feast of Saint Hubert! I’d like to wish you all many happy returns of the day. According to legend, Hubertus went hunting on Good Friday and saw a stag with a cross between its antlers. The deer gave Hubertus the riot act and lectured … Continue reading →

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O.D. and the Squeaky Toy 5 (2)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on August 21, 2014 by shamanJuly 28, 2021  

There are little white country stores up and down Route 10 all the way from the Ohio River to . . . well, frankly I have never been past Germantown on Route 10, however, I suspect there are stores like that all along the length of the road as it … Continue reading →

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How to hold deer while staying at the hotel? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on May 14, 2014 by shamanJanuary 25, 2025  

From The Deer and Deer Hunting Forum kroazn Posts: 1 Joined: Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:35 pm How to hold deer while staying at the hotel? Postby kroazn » Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:41 pm Hi I am new to the forum and have this question that I couldn’t find … Continue reading →

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Ban the Matches, Save Bo 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on December 22, 2012 by shamanAugust 4, 2021 6

I’ve been thinking about this situation.  I’ve figured out something:  We need to outlaw matches, lighters and all manner of devices that start fires. This is the root of all that is evil in this country.  Arguments to the contrary are getting tired and unrealistic.  Look at the statistics: http://www.cdc.gov/homeandrecreationalsafety/fire-prevention/fires-factsheet.html … Continue reading →

Posted in 2nd Amendment, Humor | Tagged General | 6 Replies

Observations on Daylight Savings Time and Turkeys 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 11, 2012 by shamanMarch 11, 2022  

I’m back in from the morning’s activities. My goodness! You would have not believed the difference a day can make. Yesterday there were only two gobblers active, both well off the boundaries of the test area. This morning? Let me give you some stats: 1) The gobblers went active 50 … Continue reading →

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Turkey Hunting and Daylight Savings Time 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 9, 2012 by shamanNovember 24, 2020 1

As you may know, I just love pulling this prank every year. The change to Daylight Savings time comes around, and I try to get as many people on the hook as possible. I just started a thread over at Turkey & Turkey Hunting Forum: http://www.turkeyandturkeyhunting.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=8601 Please log in and … Continue reading →

Posted in DST, Humor, Turkey Hunting | Tagged turkey hunting | 1 Reply

DST — More on this Deer Hunting Bugaboo 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 3, 2011 by shamanAugust 3, 2021  

As you know, I have been examining the effects of Daylight Savings Time (DST)  on sport of deer hunting– especially the effects on the deer themselves. This year, I have been conducting expanded experiments at the D&DH Pro-Staffer facility near Browningsville, KY. Three identical plots were created, each filled with … Continue reading →

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The shaman’s Magic Mirror 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 31, 2011 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

Remember Romper Room when you were a kid? There was Miss Whatever-her-name-was with that Magic Mirror that she’d always whip out at the end of the show and supposedly she’d see kids on the other side of the TV and call out their names. Romper Room came on the scene … Continue reading →

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The shaman and the Old Turkey Hunter 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on February 27, 2011 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

I was over early to the old turkey hunter’s shop near Browningsville. It was still February, but almost not. It was past time for breakfast, but still time for a second cup of coffee. This was the perfect time for going visiting in the country. No one felt obliged to offer you a plate of whatever they had anymore, and no one felt bad if you said you were still full from your own. A cup of coffee is always welcome as is the company.

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Show a Little Compassion 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on February 6, 2011 by shamanFebruary 6, 2026  

One of my shaman buddies is all into compassion right now.  I was watching his thread over on Facebook, talking about compassion. ” Compassion, compassion, compassion!”  It hit me:  how does compassion fit in with Turkey Hunting. You have to wonder some days why we go out and hunt turkeys.  … Continue reading →

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How to Work a Gobble Call 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on February 6, 2011 by shamanJuly 29, 2021  

A quick lesson in how to work a gobble call.

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