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Observations on Daylight Savings Time and Turkeys 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 11, 2012 by shamanMarch 11, 2022  

I’m back in from the morning’s activities. My goodness! You would have not believed the difference a day can make.

Yesterday there were only two gobblers active, both well off the boundaries of the test area. This morning? Let me give you some stats:

1) The gobblers went active 50 minutes later this morning. That’s ten minutes sooner than would be predicted by assuming the time change had no effect.
2) Gobbling continued clear up to 2 hours after sunrise. Yesterday, we had a two gobs give a couple of quick gobbles right at sunrise, and then that was it.
3) At any given time in the morning there were 5 gobblers sounding off.

That’s a sizable difference any way you cut it. We’re still correlating the data, but you just can’t argue with success.

See, the way I see it, the situation is considerably different than what you have with deer in the Fall. With the gobblers, they wake up one morning and the sun ain’t up. They try to get back to sleep and there in the moonlight is that ugly-as-sin girlfriend next to him on the branch, and it makes him consider his sins and repent his life in earnest.

Now just as he’s finally come to grips with his sad lot and got himself rearranged on the branch, the rest of the woods starts to sound off. If you ask me, gobblers don’t pay much attention to Daylight Savings Time. I think they take it in stride. If you are a bird that can get his head wrapped around having a girlfriend that would make a buzzard look beautiful and sounds like fingernails on a blackboard when she gets amorous, a little thing like the time change ain’t gonna faze him in the least. No, I say it’s the other birds. You got the starlings and all the songbirds and the whole rest of the woods getting all fretful, because it’s now getting onto Eight O’Clock in the morning and the sun still hasn’t shown itself.

Note: The crows were particularly petty this morning. I don’t have any data on them, but something in their caws sounded rather peevish. You could tell something was up, however.

Then the owls go off. I can see where a gobbler might even be able to put up with all the racket from these overly-excitable tweety birds, but then you have that stinking barred owl start hooting and chuckling–it’s just too much. The gobbler finally gives in and lets out his first gobble out of ultimate frustration and starts to get on with his day.

I hate to tell Scooter this, because he’s all into correlating the data and removing co-variances and calculating statistical significances– the fancy scientific stuff. However, I’m letting you know right now what’s in my heart. I’m out there this morning, listening to those poor gobblers, and I could not help feeling sorry for them. Here it is, the time change, another winter is passed and there they are, still stuck on that branch with the same homely chick they hooked up with when they were just a jake. After a while, they all hopped down of their branches and started wandering around the woods, gobbling their heads off, resolved to find a new girlfriend that wasn’t quite as putrid. However, by 10 AM, every hen they had found had that same hairy blue head , and they gave up in disgust.

Me? I came back and my lovely briar rose, KYHillChick, met me at the way up to the house with her bright smile and news that breakfast was cooking and would soon be ready. The contrast was enough to make me weep, and I was moved to write this.

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Turkey Hunting and Daylight Savings Time 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 9, 2012 by shamanNovember 24, 2020 1

As you may know, I just love pulling this prank every year. The change to Daylight Savings time comes around, and I try to get as many people on the hook as possible. I just started a thread over at Turkey & Turkey Hunting Forum: http://www.turkeyandturkeyhunting.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=8601 Please log in and … Continue reading →

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DST — More on this Deer Hunting Bugaboo 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 3, 2011 by shamanAugust 3, 2021  

As you know, I have been examining the effects of Daylight Savings Time (DST)  on sport of deer hunting– especially the effects on the deer themselves. This year, I have been conducting expanded experiments at the D&DH Pro-Staffer facility near Browningsville, KY. Three identical plots were created, each filled with … Continue reading →

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EVEN MORE!!! -on the DST and DEER 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 3, 2009 by shamanNovember 23, 2020 1

Check this out on 24hourcampfire.com Daylight Saving and the effect on White tail!! swoosh23 New Member  This weekend I was informed by a fellow hunt club member that we would be at a real big advantage on todays (sunday) hunt because the deer would be off thier normal pattern by … Continue reading →

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More on DST and Deer 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 3, 2009 by shamanDecember 2, 2020  

Woods Walker said: What….no scent-loc version??? And that green camo…..now THAT’S a joke! By the time the clock change occurs, most of the green is out of the woods in most areas. You need to have one in Realbush “Last Week Of October” pattern, so that it “blends” with the … Continue reading →

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The Shaman Presents the Anti-DST Clock for Deer 5 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 2, 2009 by shamanAugust 3, 2021 2

NOW! The shaman presents! The Shamanic Camo Clock! Just $48.95 Place this revolutionary clock in front of your stand and set it to daylight savings time to reassure the deer that nothing is wrong. Scientific studies show that this clock, when used in conjunction with a proven scent control plan … Continue reading →

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How is the change from DST going to affect the deer? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 31, 2009 by shamanJuly 30, 2021  

Dang! I’m missing all those threads about “How is the change from DST going to affect the deer?” I always howl when I find one of them. Occasionally I get the devil in me and start posting stuff about how the deer get confused and start getting up in the … Continue reading →

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Will the early daylight savings time affect turkey breeding? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 8, 2007 by shamanApril 22, 2021 2

Will the early daylight savings time affect turkey breeding? I could not believe I was seeing this question in an online forum. However, I decided to take a stab at it anyway. Here in Kentucky, I suspect those old birds are probably looking forward to it for at least a … Continue reading →

Posted in DST, Humor | Tagged Kentucky, turkey hunting, youth hunting | 2 Replies

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