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I am a Turkey Hunting Troglodyte 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on April 27, 2009 by shamanMay 19, 2023  

I guess this contemporary versus traditional argument has been around a long while. I guess I didn’t notice it until recently when it came to turkey hunting. It could be that the turkey hunters I know are mostly illiterate and don’t own PC’s, so they don’t know they’re part of … Continue reading →

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An Anonymous Acolyte and Mister Remmy 5 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on April 9, 2009 by shamanAugust 6, 2021  

I received the following comment the other day regarding my “Bubba’d-up” Mossy: Anonymous said… Inspirational. That’s what your ministry has done for me. I too had a sticky-tape camo job on my Rem 870 home brew turkey gun. Since I am the President of the “Order of the Blue Snood” … Continue reading →

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I am NOT a Deer Geek 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 23, 2009 by shamanJuly 29, 2021  

From Deer and Deer Hunting Magazine Forum I was in the process of trying to come up with a few quips that would get y’all laughing, and I finally stopped myself. It just wasn’t going anywhere. It’s not for lack of involvement. It’s not for lack of attachment to this … Continue reading →

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Shamanic Turkey Hunting Tips 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on February 26, 2009 by shamanApril 23, 2021  

Here’s some random turkey hunting tips The cold: I carry an extra set of socks when it’s cold. Between what’s coming through the shoe and what’s coming over the top from all the cold dew on the grass, my feet get wet. Along about 9-10 AM , after the dew’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Hunting Ethics, Kentucky Hunting, Turkey Calls, Turkey Hunting | Tagged Game Cooking, turkey hunting | Leave a reply

Who coined the silly term "hung up" ? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on February 20, 2009 by shamanFebruary 20, 2022  

From Turkey and Turkey Hunting: ORIGINAL: TurkeyComander Who coined the silly term “hung up” ? I really don’t think it’s silly, but I do think it is oftentimes a solvable state. At least it is something that was in your control at some point. It certainly is not a disease. … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of, Humor, Hunting Ethics, Kentucky Hunting, Turkey Calls, Turkey Hunting, Youth Hunting | Tagged turkey hunting | Leave a reply

Winter Tonic 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on February 18, 2009 by shamanFebruary 18, 2022  

For the first time in several years, I braved a mid-winter trip to turkey camp over the weekend. Some years we have been blocked for three months getting there. Last year it was a snow and ice storm that kept us bottled up from VD until the second weekend in … Continue reading →

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In the shamanic Reloading Cave 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on February 9, 2009 by shamanFebruary 2, 2021  

The shaman was busy at his reloading bench when he heard little Scooter come into his cave. “Mister Shaman?” “In here, Scooter.” said the shaman. “Jeepers, Mister Shaman.” said the boy. “What are you up to?” “I’ve been reading too many deer threads,” said the shaman, and I thought I … Continue reading →

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Getting Permission to Hunt 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on February 8, 2009 by shamanNovember 23, 2020  

I’ve been on both sides of this permission to hunt thing now. I’ve been sitting here with this topic trying to organize my thoughts. If I look back on the efforts I made over the years to get permission, I can see one pattern arising. I got very few permissions … Continue reading →

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On the use of Turkey Decoys and Going Old School 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 31, 2009 by shamanJanuary 26, 2023  

From Turkey and Turkey Hunting — Not as Sporting…Are You Serious??? The Turkey Hunter at the Vegetorium Some of y’all remind me of the stories a buddy of mine used to tell. He was a cook at a vegetarian restaurant/store up near the University of Cincinnati. He used to listen … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of, Humor, Hunting Ethics, Kentucky Hunting, Turkey Calls, Turkey Hunting, Youth Hunting | Tagged deer hunting, Kentucky, reloading, shooting, turkey hunting | Leave a reply

Why Do They Slit the Thoats of Dead Deer? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 29, 2009 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

The thoat slitting thing is a fascinating topic to me. I never did it, but I sure heard about it. Throat slitting only works to bleed an animal if the animal is still alive and its heart is pumping. Everyone not closely connected with deer hunting wants to know “Did … Continue reading →

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Honey Holes and Structure Hunting 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 20, 2009 by shamanJanuary 20, 2022  

I’ve got a few spots on my 200 acre farm which are good spots for hunting turkeys. You can be fairly sure that if you’re there and you wait long enough, eventually a flock will come through. A lot of what you learn from bass fishing and deer hunting applies … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Hunting Ethics, Kentucky Hunting, Turkey Calls, Turkey Hunting, Youth Hunting | Tagged deer hunting, Kentucky, shooting, turkey hunting | Leave a reply

Cell phones in the Turkey Woods 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 18, 2009 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

It was only a couple of years ago that my phone was anything but useless out at camp. The Verizon map still says that we should not get a signal, and down in the hollers, I would agree. However, up on top of the ridges, we get a fair number … Continue reading →

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Taking the Venison for a Walk in the Snow 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 16, 2009 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

Every year about this time I wait for the temperatures to dip below zero. You have to plan ahead around here. We’re far enough South that it does not happen every year, and it has to be on a day I’m going to be off work. When it happens, I … Continue reading →

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Old School I am Not 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 9, 2009 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

Lately I have been exposed to a set of attitudes that really sort set me back on my heels. I guess these attitudes have been out there for quite a while. I just had not seen them. I don’t get off my ridge that much. For want of a better … Continue reading →

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Traditional Turkey Hunting Season 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 6, 2009 by shamanApril 28, 2021  

I want to start a petition around. It is going to be in favor of a resolution to the state legislature to incorporate a Traditional Methods Turkey Season into the Schedule. Black Powder Shotguns of up to #4 Gauge will be allowed Breech loading rifles will be allowed with straight-necked … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Hunting Ethics, Kentucky Hunting, Turkey Calls, Turkey Hunting, Youth Hunting | Tagged deer hunting, shooting, turkey hunting | Leave a reply

Getting Down From Your Stand 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on December 18, 2008 by shamanAugust 4, 2021  

From Nubs on Deer and Deer Hunting Here is my question: The day has come to a close and it is time to get down from your stand but wait, there is just one problem. There are a few deer feeding out in the field that you have been watching … Continue reading →

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How to not get frustrated 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on December 9, 2008 by shamanDecember 19, 2022  

From Deer & Deer Hunting Forum auman New Member Posts: 6 Joined: 9/28/2008 It seems the more I hunt, the less I see. Being in ‘bama the rut is still a couple of weeks away. It should be heating up shortly. I just have it in the back of my … Continue reading →

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Briar Engineering and the Win 670 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 21, 2008 by shamanAugust 3, 2021 1

One story that got lost in the rush of deer season is the tale of how I turned my buddy, O.T., into a gunsmith. Now that things are starting to wind down for me, I thought I would let you all hear it. One morning, I was out with my … Continue reading →

Posted in deer hunting, deer rifle, Humor | Tagged deer hunting, Kentucky, reloading, shooting | 1 Reply

8-Pointer Ushers in Not-Hunting Opener 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 17, 2008 by shamanAugust 3, 2021  

From Deer&Deer Hunting Forum Shot for Just Bein’ Ugly – 11/17/2008 10:14:48 AM EatDeer Super Member The day after I read your story, I saw a button buck while hunting, about 4″ of the bone in his upper jaw and nose bridge was missing, and the nose was pushed off … Continue reading →

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Which Theory of Rutting? The shaman Answers 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 4, 2008 by shamanAugust 3, 2021  

I’ve been sitting back watching the pig rasslin’ going on over at the Deer & Deer Hunting site over whose theory of deer rutting is closer: Charlie Alsheimer or Leonard Lee Rue III. I think both guys have done a great job of research. For all the arguing and fussing … Continue reading →

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Jakes’ Theory on Rut Prediction 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 4, 2008 by shamanAugust 4, 2021  

I’ve been sitting back watching the pig rasslin’ going on over at the Deer & Deer Hunting site over whose theory of deer rutting is closer: Charlie Alsheimer or Leonard Lee Rue III and things are coming out crystal clear: There is not enough of our anecdotal evidence to back … Continue reading →

Posted in deer hunting, Humor, Kentucky Hunting | Tagged deer hunting, Game Cooking, Kentucky, reloading, shooting, turkey hunting | Leave a reply

Slack Theory of Venison Production 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 31, 2008 by shamanJuly 30, 2021  

Overall, the model that would accurately represent deer movement would have to be extremely complex. One guy writes a book on lunar influences, another on weather, another on hunting pressure. All together, it ends up being a mess. My read on it is much easier–what I call “The Slack Theory.” … Continue reading →

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More on (Moron) Scent Reduction — Go Figure 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 31, 2008 by shamanOctober 31, 2021  

See, it’s this issue that always stuck in my craw– how can scent be all that important when firearms have a clear stench and deer are supposedly not minding? Ditto for rubber boots. Ditto for ATV’s. Mind you, I’ve been following this whole scent suppression business since before some folks … Continue reading →

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MYSPACE Caves– Update 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 30, 2008 by shamanNovember 24, 2020  

Hello, Thank you for contacting MySpace Customer Care. We do not have a record of removing any images from your profile; please disregard our previous message about inappropriate content. We apologize for the misunderstanding. Thank you for your help in keeping MySpace a fun and safe community. If you have … Continue reading →

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Judging Antlers 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 28, 2008 by shamanJuly 30, 2021 1

I’ve always been a lousy judge of antlers. My gag is that I’ve got three settings on my internal antler radar: 1) Doe (no antler) 2) Buck (visible antler) 3) Quint, I think we’re going to need a bigger boat. Up until a few years ago it was inconceivable to … Continue reading →

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