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Will the early daylight savings time affect turkey breeding? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 8, 2007 by shamanApril 22, 2021 2

Will the early daylight savings time affect turkey breeding? I could not believe I was seeing this question in an online forum. However, I decided to take a stab at it anyway. Here in Kentucky, I suspect those old birds are probably looking forward to it for at least a … Continue reading →

Posted in DST, Humor | Tagged Kentucky, turkey hunting, youth hunting | 2 Replies

More on what makes Turkeys Laugh 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 2, 2007 by shamanApril 30, 2021  

I’ve made a study of all this for well over 20 years. The shaman’s list of things that will get the turkey’s laughing at you: 1) Fancy new calls 2) $5/round ammo 3) Fancy new matching camo 4) $140 knee-hi snake boots where there ain’t no snakes, especially if the … Continue reading →

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The shaman and the turkey 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 19, 2007 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

From The Quaker Boy Forums . It just started– check them out! “ . . .So,” said the shaman, “As it turned out, the buck was just pulling my leg the whole time. All that talk about him being too gamey and tough was just a bunch of hooey. Those … Continue reading →

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Super Double Secret Ultimate Outdoorsmen 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on July 17, 2006 by shamanMay 19, 2023  

From the 24hour Campfire: I’ve got a very strange hunting partner (deer -) he’s a new hunter and doesn’t have near the drive as anyone else I hunt with. Last year he called me on the radio at around 9:30 and said he was done. Turns out he had forgot … Continue reading →

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Shotgun Wedding? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 16, 2006 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

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I’m just a Lowly Acorn Farmer 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on July 3, 2005 by shamanAugust 2, 2024 2

It’s been several years now, and I have to say that I am so glad I took this up. What we are doing is trying our hand at acorn farming. See, we have acres and acres of white oak with tons and tons of acorns just lying on the ground. … Continue reading →

Posted in deer hunting, Humor, Kentucky Hunting | Tagged deer hunting, turkey hunting | 2 Replies

The Lucky Thermos 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on May 10, 2005 by shamanJanuary 26, 2025  

I used to take a themos of coffee all the time. In fact it was a that small thermos that was , in part, responsible for my first deer. I’d run out of regular coffee that morning, and used some ultra-high test espresso stuff to brew up my thermos load. … Continue reading →

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The Ideal Deer Rifle/Cartridge 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 5, 2005 by shamanAugust 5, 2021 3

The question came up yet again on the 24hourcampfire: What is the Ideal Deer Rifle/Cartridge. Yes, one of those will do nicely. The fact of the matter is that they all seem to kill deer, some a bit better than others. However, we don’t have the luxury of replaying every … Continue reading →

Posted in deer hunting, deer rifle, Humor | Tagged deer hunting, reloading, shooting | 3 Replies

More Game Animals I Have killed 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on February 2, 2005 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

Well, I probably have you all beat on sheer numbers. You have to remember, we were just a bunch of inner-city Yuffies (Young Urban Failures) enjoying a protracted adolescence. Back in the early 80’s, I ended up with a terrific cockroach problem. We’d shot this feature film in the basement … Continue reading →

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The Wood Bees 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 21, 2005 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

Oh, I forgot. I didn’t mention the wood bees. Every year at the farm we get wood bees congregating out back of the house. They get to be a real pest right about the first week of Turkey Season. Wood bees are like bumble bees, but they like to dig … Continue reading →

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How many game animals have you killed? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 20, 2005 by shamanJuly 29, 2021  

While I was on sabbatical, a bunch of guys over at the Deer Forum at 24HourCampfire.com were having a discussion regarding the number of game animals they’d bagged. I have to admit that I am somewhat in agreement with the astute gentleman that said it was a question of the … Continue reading →

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Hello, Jerry? This is Shaman. 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 20, 2004 by shamanAugust 4, 2021  

Hello, Jerry? Who is this? This is Shaman. Shaman who? You know, Jerry. It’s me! You’re little brother. What are you doing calling me here? What time is it? Sorry. It’s a little before 7 on Friday night. Oh, #$@$#@$! I overslept. But Jerry, you’re dead! Oh . . . … Continue reading →

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More On (MORON ?) Funnels and Signs 5 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on September 22, 2004 by shamanNovember 25, 2020  

A lot of guys have responded to my piece yesterday about funnels and signs. In general, all I can say is that I think all you guys are barking up the wrong tree. It’s all in the salt. You and the state have it all wrong– deer can’t read. Deer … Continue reading →

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Funnels and Deer Signs 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on September 21, 2004 by shamanJuly 24, 2020 1

When I was learning how to hunt deer, they always told me to look for sign and hunt the funnels. Deer signs were easy. They were big and yellow and they had a picture of a deer on them. In some places, the deer were shown just standing. In other … Continue reading →

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On Yute Rifles and Counter Monkeys 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on June 19, 2004 by shamanMay 19, 2023  

I just love having fun with the counter boys, especially at the big chain stores. It’s a nasty habit, I know. Still, I just love it when somebody hands me a dusty 45-70 Marlin and tells me that I NEED this rifle to bring down deer. It just makes my … Continue reading →

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Ode to a 30-30 Pt 2 — The Trip to Target World 4 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on June 3, 2002 by shamanAugust 6, 2021  

11136: Ode to a 30-30 06/03/02-1:22 PM Posted by: shaman from Shooters.com Ode to a 30-30 Part II The Trip to Target World After the call to Bob, I had pretty much given up on buying a new deer rifle. Oh sure, I still hit Gunbroker.com, and I still read … Continue reading →

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