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Escanaba in Da Moonlight 4 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on December 17, 2010 by shamanAugust 4, 2021  

Now there’s Escanaba in Da Moonlight— for free yet, eh? I was stuck for a night at a Super 8 in East Scumsuck, Ohio  waiting for a storm to blow through night before last. I was feeling lower than a buckless Youper.  I had nothing but a  laptop and an … Continue reading →

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Daylight Savings Time Hoax 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 4, 2010 by shamanAugust 3, 2021  

Daylight Savings Time Hoax Well, it’s coming.   Daylight Savings Time is ending this weekend.  Soon our mornings will be brighter and our afternoon hunts will be plunged into darkness.  How is it going to affect your hunting? How does the change back to standard time affect the deer?  How … Continue reading →

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Deer Hunting Funnels 5 (3)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 25, 2010 by shamanApril 23, 2021  

There has been a lot of debate over how to handle the Call of Nature when deer hunting. Do the deer smell it? Does it matter? My advice has always been not to try and forget it and hope it goes away. It doesn’t, and while the desire to stay … Continue reading →

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Yeah, but he calls his Girlfriend. . . 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 20, 2010 by shamanNovember 24, 2020  

Many thanks to mightfofaad in Suffolk County, NY for submitting this on D&DH Forum. Views: 3 Related posts: How to hold deer while staying at the hotel? The Shamanic Anti-Telepathy Hat R.I.P D&DH Forum In the shamanic Reloading Cave Report from Deer Camp 2014 The Doctor, the Shaman, and the … Continue reading →

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Playing the Wind or J-Lo and Steve find each other? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on August 23, 2010 by shamanMay 19, 2023  

From the D&DH Forum Cut N’ Run If deer always walked into the wind in Fall, wouldn’t they all eventually end up in the Pacific northwest? Just kidding. This all reminds me of a story: O.D and Playing the Wind As usual, I’m going take a completely contrary approach to … Continue reading →

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Come On! Really? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on June 1, 2010 by shamanNovember 23, 2020 1

You know, the more I think about this whole Scent Lok thing the more annoyed I get. You figure an entire generation of hunters has been working under these assumptions about scent management. I am not saying scent management is bogus, but I am saying that Scent Lok and its … Continue reading →

Posted in deer hunting, deer rifle, Elephant Repellent, Humor, scent control | Tagged deer hunting, Game Cooking, Kentucky, shooting | 1 Reply

Towards a New Understanding 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on May 26, 2010 by shamanAugust 6, 2021  

I caught myself this morning while I was writing a response to a fellow on another forum who was defending his use of Scent Lok clothes. I would agree up to a point. Reducing the amount of stink your body is throwing off is a good idea. The results can … Continue reading →

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Becoming a Hunting Curmudgeon 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on May 24, 2010 by shamanAugust 6, 2021  

So I was showing KYHillChick the latest on Scent Lok, and letting her read the piece on building an outhouse next to my tree stand. She screwed up her face a little and said, “Why do you do that?” “What?” “You’re such a. . . you’re always such a . … Continue reading →

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Deer and Wind 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on May 15, 2010 by shamanJanuary 25, 2025 1

From Deer and Deer Hunting SHKYBoonie writes: I have been doing a little study of my own through the past 4 years. I have been keeping a very detailed journal of deer sightings on my farms in West KY. Now this is just observation from me and the couple of … Continue reading →

Posted in deer hunting, deer rifle, Humor, scent control | Tagged deer hunting, Game Cooking, Kentucky | 1 Reply

The Forgetful Deer Hunter 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on May 11, 2010 by shamanJanuary 26, 2025 1

I once left my release at home. Luckily I had a shooting tab in the case. I’ve left the black powder at home before the ML Opener. Luckily I had a spare pound at the farm. I’ve left ammo at home, but I had a spare rifle handy. I’ve left … Continue reading →

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SuperCore Scores in a downpour 5 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on April 26, 2010 by shamanDecember 20, 2023  

When I got up this morning, I was hard at work trying to convince myself it just wasn’t going to happen.  The lady on the weather radio told me it was raining, winds gusting to 25 mph, and 52F.  That is not my idea of turkey hunting weather.  I went … Continue reading →

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Some Days, It’s Like You Don’t Know Squat 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on March 14, 2010 by shamanAugust 5, 2021  

From March, 2009 On the way back to the house, I didn’t know whether to write this up as a stunning success or a miserable failure. I guess any time the turkeys reveal something to you, it’s a victory. Back in early March, I had Angus out scouting the bottom … Continue reading →

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O.D. and Playing the Wind 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 3, 2010 by shamanAugust 5, 2021 1

I was sitting in one of those old steel lawn chairs, that kind of acts like a rocking chair– kind of springy and such. Whenever I go to the store, that is the chair I like best. My grandfather used to have a set of them– paid me $5 one … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of, deer hunting, Humor, Kentucky Hunting | Tagged deer hunting, Kentucky, shooting, turkey hunting | 1 Reply

PA Deer Hunters — Bless their Hearts 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on December 30, 2009 by shamanJanuary 2, 2022 1

This comes from a discussion of the current PA deer harvest restrictions going on at Grizzly Gary’s Forum PA ANTLER RESTRICTIONS/HERD REDUCTION 2008 REPORTS This is addressed to everyone who has responded on this thread. I don’t mean to be picking on anyone in particular. First off, let me just … Continue reading →

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The Shamanic Anti-Telepathy Hat 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on December 22, 2009 by shamanAugust 4, 2021  

It was in the early post- season that the shaman emerged from his laboratory at deer camp with a proud “Eureka!” “Scooter,” said the shaman, “ I’ve been trading e-mails with my old buddy Nosmo, and we think we’ve got an idea on how to get the anti-telepathy hat idea … Continue reading →

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Maysville Walmart 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 8, 2009 by shamanOctober 12, 2021  

I just want to put out a big howdy to all you guys that are planning on hitting the Walmart in Maysville Kentucky at 2130 EST this next Friday night. From what I understand from my correspondents, there are a bunch of you that are making this pilgrimage, to the … Continue reading →

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To All You Hunters. . . 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 4, 2009 by shamanAugust 3, 2021  

I don’t think I need to explain this one. Let me know if there are any questions. I’m still trying to find out out the source. Somebody sent this to me. If you are the author, I’d love to hear from you. Views: 3 Related posts: The Sport of Not-Hunting … Continue reading →

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Happy Saint Hubert’s Day 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 3, 2009 by shamanAugust 3, 2021 2

Over on 24hourcampfire.com we all got together back in 2005 and decide that Christmas on Dec 25 was just not cutting it for us hunters and that we’d all move our serious gift-giving to The Feast of Saint Hubert on 11/3. It really bites if you’re getting a rifle or … Continue reading →

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EVEN MORE!!! -on the DST and DEER 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 3, 2009 by shamanNovember 23, 2020 1

Check this out on 24hourcampfire.com Daylight Saving and the effect on White tail!! swoosh23 New Member  This weekend I was informed by a fellow hunt club member that we would be at a real big advantage on todays (sunday) hunt because the deer would be off thier normal pattern by … Continue reading →

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More on DST and Deer 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 3, 2009 by shamanDecember 2, 2020  

Woods Walker said: What….no scent-loc version??? And that green camo…..now THAT’S a joke! By the time the clock change occurs, most of the green is out of the woods in most areas. You need to have one in Realbush “Last Week Of October” pattern, so that it “blends” with the … Continue reading →

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The Shaman Presents the Anti-DST Clock for Deer 5 (1)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 2, 2009 by shamanAugust 3, 2021 2

NOW! The shaman presents! The Shamanic Camo Clock! Just $48.95 Place this revolutionary clock in front of your stand and set it to daylight savings time to reassure the deer that nothing is wrong. Scientific studies show that this clock, when used in conjunction with a proven scent control plan … Continue reading →

Posted in DST, Humor | Tagged deer hunting, shooting | 2 Replies

How is the change from DST going to affect the deer? 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 31, 2009 by shamanJuly 30, 2021  

Dang! I’m missing all those threads about “How is the change from DST going to affect the deer?” I always howl when I find one of them. Occasionally I get the devil in me and start posting stuff about how the deer get confused and start getting up in the … Continue reading →

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More on Deer Porn 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on August 10, 2009 by shamanAugust 10, 2021  

First off, I want to plug Steve Gruber’s new show, Deer City USA. I haven’t seen it yet, but the following conversation is mostly about Steve and the show. I orginally posted my blog entry “Deer Porn” as a new thread on the Deer & Deer Hunting Forum: Deer Porn … Continue reading →

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Deer Porn 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on July 12, 2009 by shamanAugust 6, 2021  

A bunch of things have come together to force this issue to the fore at our house. 1) We started getting the Outdoor Channel again on our cable. It had been missing for several years. 2) I got a DVR. 3) It’s been hot and muggy and I’m inclined to … Continue reading →

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Marketing to Hunters 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on June 29, 2009 by shamanOctober 21, 2024  

It all depends on the product, and the price, and the claims. Mathews: seems like a good bow, but there are bows out there that will kill a deer for a lot less. Scent-lok: I’ve always been leery of this technology, the price is prohibitive, and a liberal dose of … Continue reading →

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