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Traditional Turkey Hunting Season 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on January 6, 2009 by shamanApril 28, 2021  

I want to start a petition around. It is going to be in favor of a resolution to the state legislature to incorporate a Traditional Methods Turkey Season into the Schedule. Black Powder Shotguns of up to #4 Gauge will be allowed Breech loading rifles will be allowed with straight-necked … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Hunting Ethics, Kentucky Hunting, Turkey Calls, Turkey Hunting, Youth Hunting | Tagged deer hunting, shooting, turkey hunting | Leave a reply

Getting Down From Your Stand 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on December 18, 2008 by shamanAugust 4, 2021  

From Nubs on Deer and Deer Hunting Here is my question: The day has come to a close and it is time to get down from your stand but wait, there is just one problem. There are a few deer feeding out in the field that you have been watching … Continue reading →

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How to not get frustrated 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on December 9, 2008 by shamanDecember 19, 2022  

From Deer & Deer Hunting Forum auman New Member Posts: 6 Joined: 9/28/2008 It seems the more I hunt, the less I see. Being in ‘bama the rut is still a couple of weeks away. It should be heating up shortly. I just have it in the back of my … Continue reading →

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Briar Engineering and the Win 670 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 21, 2008 by shamanAugust 3, 2021 1

One story that got lost in the rush of deer season is the tale of how I turned my buddy, O.T., into a gunsmith. Now that things are starting to wind down for me, I thought I would let you all hear it. One morning, I was out with my … Continue reading →

Posted in deer hunting, deer rifle, Humor | Tagged deer hunting, Kentucky, reloading, shooting | 1 Reply

8-Pointer Ushers in Not-Hunting Opener 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 17, 2008 by shamanAugust 3, 2021  

From Deer&Deer Hunting Forum Shot for Just Bein’ Ugly – 11/17/2008 10:14:48 AM EatDeer Super Member The day after I read your story, I saw a button buck while hunting, about 4″ of the bone in his upper jaw and nose bridge was missing, and the nose was pushed off … Continue reading →

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Which Theory of Rutting? The shaman Answers 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 4, 2008 by shamanAugust 3, 2021  

I’ve been sitting back watching the pig rasslin’ going on over at the Deer & Deer Hunting site over whose theory of deer rutting is closer: Charlie Alsheimer or Leonard Lee Rue III. I think both guys have done a great job of research. For all the arguing and fussing … Continue reading →

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Jakes’ Theory on Rut Prediction 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on November 4, 2008 by shamanAugust 4, 2021  

I’ve been sitting back watching the pig rasslin’ going on over at the Deer & Deer Hunting site over whose theory of deer rutting is closer: Charlie Alsheimer or Leonard Lee Rue III and things are coming out crystal clear: There is not enough of our anecdotal evidence to back … Continue reading →

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Slack Theory of Venison Production 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 31, 2008 by shamanJuly 30, 2021  

Overall, the model that would accurately represent deer movement would have to be extremely complex. One guy writes a book on lunar influences, another on weather, another on hunting pressure. All together, it ends up being a mess. My read on it is much easier–what I call “The Slack Theory.” … Continue reading →

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More on (Moron) Scent Reduction — Go Figure 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 31, 2008 by shamanOctober 31, 2021  

See, it’s this issue that always stuck in my craw– how can scent be all that important when firearms have a clear stench and deer are supposedly not minding? Ditto for rubber boots. Ditto for ATV’s. Mind you, I’ve been following this whole scent suppression business since before some folks … Continue reading →

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MYSPACE Caves– Update 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 30, 2008 by shamanNovember 24, 2020  

Hello, Thank you for contacting MySpace Customer Care. We do not have a record of removing any images from your profile; please disregard our previous message about inappropriate content. We apologize for the misunderstanding. Thank you for your help in keeping MySpace a fun and safe community. If you have … Continue reading →

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Judging Antlers 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 28, 2008 by shamanJuly 30, 2021 1

I’ve always been a lousy judge of antlers. My gag is that I’ve got three settings on my internal antler radar: 1) Doe (no antler) 2) Buck (visible antler) 3) Quint, I think we’re going to need a bigger boat. Up until a few years ago it was inconceivable to … Continue reading →

Posted in deer hunting, Humor | Tagged antler, antlers, Kentucky, tape measure | 1 Reply

MYSPACE censors my hunting pics!!! 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 27, 2008 by shamanJuly 30, 2021 1

Earlier today, I posted some pictures on my MYSPACE account, showing Angus and Mooseboy’s latest trophies. Here is my MYSPACE entry Later in the day, I got this: __________________________________________________ We had to remove an image (or images) from your account because they violated our Terms of Use. Our site is … Continue reading →

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Shamanic Gum Pt II 0 (0)

Genesis9:2-4 Ministries Posted on October 16, 2008 by shamanJuly 30, 2021  

From the 24hourcampfire.com Shamanic Gum PT II “Funny,” said the fellow, with the goat. “I’ve never seen a goat spit anything out.” “Is there a problem?” asked the shaman. As he turned to see what was going on, several wads of gum came out of campers mouths and flew into … Continue reading →

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